Showing posts with label scary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label scary. Show all posts

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Movie Review: 10 Cloverfield Lane

The movie opens in the South, and Michelle (scream queen Mary Elizabeth Winstead) is making a radical life change, where the possibilities are as open as the road. That is, until she wakes up in an underground bunker, chained to a wall, with cuts and bruises and a leg injury. 

Doomsday survivalist Howard (the always great John Goodman) has told her she was in a car accident, he has saved her, and she ought to try being a bit more grateful. His candor is chilling and Goodman's Howard is matter-of-fact.

He also told her there was a chemical attack, everyone is dead, and she should just stay put. With him. In this bunker. And get used to it until the air clears. For a few years. It's claustrophobic and you will be breathing jerkily along with Michelle. Settle in. You're stuck underground, so please try to cohabitate peacefully. 

Michelle is astounded to find another man in the bunker with her, Emmet (John Gallagher, Jr) a man who actually helped Howard build the bunker, fought to get in, and quite sure there is an attack of some sort from somewhere. Aliens? Terrorists? The subways monsters from Cloverfield?

I guess they all had just better get along? This movie was as terrifying for the watcher as it was for Michelle. It’s loud. Things make her (and us jump) or, it’s deathly silent. Wait, is that a car we hear? No? Yes? But it's such a cozy family! It's tense. Winstead's character gives the impression of being unsure of her existence, attempting to make a stand for herself in this world but not always succeeding. 

What is going on?! She doesn’t want to become complacent (as Howard tells her she had better learn how to and love to cook) and settle into life underground, because was there an attack outside?  She feels perhaps escape is the best option, and of course, Howard keeps the keys to the outside bunker door firmly attached to his person at all times.

Gallagher's Emmet is a breath of fresh (recycled and filtrated) air as he candidly explains the world around him and the world he came from with candor and an easy-going attitude. Until things get not-so-easygoing.

10 Cloverfield Lane is not the sequel. So much to discover...

The suspense is terrifying, and it will horrify you. Plot twists and turns will keep you as confused as Michelle is. With the excellent directorial debut of Dan Trachtenberg, comes the way of many monsters in many forms. The film was written by Josh Campbell, Matthew Stucken, and Damien Chazelle, and opened March 11, 2016. Bradley Cooper is even in here somewhere.

10 Cloverfield Lane is produced by J.J. Abrams and he knows what you want this to be, and how you think this movie will play out.

You have no idea. 

Monday, October 27, 2014

Pennhurst Asylum: A Haunt of Epic Proportions

A deep sense of foreboding. A sinister rustling of the breeze through the trees. 

Countless empty windows, behind which anything may be watching you. 

These are what greet you as you uneasily make your way onto the grounds of the now-defunct Pennhurst State School (originally called the Eastern Pennsylvania State Institution for the Feeble-Minded and Epileptic).


Rotting buildings dominate the landscape. A ruined, abandoned playground calls to mind the troubled youngsters who may have played here, long gone.

Opened in November of 1908, Pennhurst was once heralded as a progressive treatment center for the more troubled members of our society. Completely self-sufficient, the institution boasted its own power plant, farm for growing food, and medical staff. 


Over the decades, allegations of mismanagement and cruelty to the patients doomed the facility and it eventually closed permanently in 1987. It quickly fell into disrepair and became an overgrown wilderness, its buildings decaying rapidly into shadows of their former selves.

Now, new life breathes at Pennhurst. Five years ago, Bates Motel Productions, LLC, saw an opportunity for a one-of-a-kind Halloween haunt on these grounds. partnership was formed and great sums of money was spent on renovation and safety, recruitment of actors, makeup artists, and managers, brought in state-of-the-art props, equipment and decorations, and thePennhurst Asylum was born. Now, it rivals Bates Motel as perhaps the most intense frightfest in the country, and it draws thousands of eager adrenaline junkies on each of the seven weekends per year that it opens its horrifying doors. Only open for a few more days, until November 2, it continues to scare the unsure. 

On a gloomy Saturday morning, our tour guide is Pennhurst Asylum Operations Manager Michael Majewski, Jr, who graciously offered to give us a tour of the grounds—except, of course, the operational haunt itself. For that, he says, we’ll have to come back during business hours and experience the terror for ourselves.

The slogan of the place is “The Fear is Real,” and we can believe it as we make our way first to the hospital building. We can’t go in many of the buildings, because they’re simply uninhabitable

But as we walk around the 634-acre facility, it’s easy to see why its owners saw such an opportunity for a haunted attraction. Pervading the place is a sense of restlessness, as if the spirits here still wander, searching for someone, anyone, to save them from eternal damnation.

We walk the path through the morgue drop-off center, and our unease deepens.

We ask Michael if the place is really haunted. “There are plenty of people who claim they’ve seen and heard the supernatural and paranormal.” We have no trouble believing that.


One building to which we are allowed access is called Mayflower. The owners and curator Ruth Himes have worked hard to accumulate original components from the facility and turn one of the many labyrinthine rooms into a museum exhibit, showing what an actual room at Pennhurst may have looked like. Also included are many photos from the original facility, as well as medical and therapeutic equipment. When the haunt is open, this building serves as a “Ghost Hunt,” where patrons see if there are any REAL ghosts still at Pennhurst.

As for the haunted attraction itself, there are four components: Pennhurst Asylum housed in the main administration building,the Dungeon of Lost Souls and the Tunnel of Terror, in which the extensive warren of tunnels underneath the facility are used to frighten you out of your wits, and the aforementioned Ghost Hunt. We were able to catch a short glimpse of the Tunnels—and it was enough to make our hearts skip a beat.

In a few days, we’ll be returning to Pennhurst to take in the haunted attractions, so stay tuned for our review. For today, our broad-daylight tour was enough to fill us with a deep sense of unease. It’s safe to say that Pennhurst is the perfect place for the most terrifying haunted attraction on the East Coast, if not the world.

 

Photographs and Article By Stephen Trimble and Christine Tarlecki

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