I just heard a pregnancy test commerical where it said: 'Bright colors and easy-to-understand words!' WTF!? Obviously daytime TV is vastly different from evening TV!! Easy to understand words...um, doesn't it say YES or NO, or Pregnant or NOT Pregnant...I didn't know it included a book on the little stick. Ok, lunch over, tv off now. Back to work!
So my pal Keri said: Maybe it's totally new vocab. In fact, maybe there's new packaging and two kinds of folks can choose their own kit: one has the easy-to-understand "YAY!!! or SORRY, TRY AGAIN" and the other has the easy-to-understand "SH*T, YOU'RE KNOCKED UP or SHWEW!"